The first time I introduced my boyfriend to my male shipmates

navygirlproblems:

Good LORD you’re a whiny little bitch

OMG PLEASE

put some fucking toilet paper in the bathroom. I’ve contributed the last 24 rolls and for the past 2 days we haven’t had any toilet paper in the bathroom, which is gross, not to mention rude. SO FUCKING STOP BEING FUCKING LAZY ASSES. Also, FUCKING PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED TRASH. i.e. your nasty ass tampons that you just let pile up in the trash until I take it out, which I ALWAYS take it out, so thanks for that. GODDAMN grow up PLEASE. 

Sequestration

navygirlproblems:

major military budget cuts are a head y’all

Saved a girl’s life tonight

Awesome. I love dorm-life. No really.

HI

I’ve been meaning to tell you this… oh, I dunno, everyday since the day I met you. Okay, here goes. You’re a bitch. Go fuck yourself.