The first time I introduced my boyfriend to my...
Good LORD you’re a whiny little bitch
put some fucking toilet paper in the bathroom. I’ve contributed the last 24 rolls and for the past 2 days we haven’t had any toilet paper in the bathroom, which is gross, not to mention rude. SO FUCKING STOP BEING FUCKING LAZY ASSES. Also, FUCKING PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED TRASH. i.e. your nasty ass tampons that you just let pile up in the trash until I take it out, which I ALWAYS take it...
navygirlproblems: major military budget cuts are a head y’all
Saved a girl's life tonight
Awesome. I love dorm-life. No really.
I’ve been meaning to tell you this… oh, I dunno, everyday since the day I met you. Okay, here goes. You’re a bitch. Go fuck yourself.
Irritated with a hypocrite.
lizardbreathh: We decided to dance like freaks in the middle of the charlotte russe dressing rooms. All alone to What Makes You Beautiful. Hoping that no one would see us. I wonder if one direction would give us tickets to see them in Atlanta if this goes viral or something?
My calculus teacher wrote in my yearbook today...
It goes as follows: Anna, it has been a pleasure for me to have you in ACC Math 1 and AP Calc, even if it was such a challenge for you. …………………………………………what the hell……..
Getting though Economics this year
only because of my mad flirting skills with Elder will be truly tested tomorrow - a day in which I cannot cheat off of my boyfriend because he will not be there.
ilikepenguinsthatplayhockey: ohfuckitscourtnee: l-3-xx: howdomermaidsfuck: drunkenfist: bokunovriska: goffslut: literally my favourite video on the internet chRIST I laugh everytime wigdfgsnfdkg bringing this back again even though its only been ten minutes ITS BACK ITS BACK ITS BACK ITS BACK Dying. I am suffocating, I can’t breath. I am laughing too hard. literally...
If you're reading this..
you are invited to my wedding.
reachingmythresh0ld: andrewbreitel: OH MY GOODDDDDDD This girl is living life the right way.
Definitely one of the best Friday/Saturdays in a...
even though I did spend most of it babysitting a poor drugged kitten and watching boys play video games. Had a really good night last night too :)
Writing essays at midnight that aren't due for...
You know it's spring in the south when everything...
lizardbreathh: rain puddles, newly washed car, the family pet. you name it, it has pollen on it.